my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
- me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
- crush: no
- me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!
do you think the queen of england has ever ate a taco
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